You'll enjoy our Sweet and Risk FREE No B.S. 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE!
This is the SWEETEST guarantee in the honey business. (happy cat page)
Doing "bees" niss with me is the closest online experience to buying 100% PURE RAW NATURAL ORGANIC honey right across a wood table from an AMERICAN farmer or beekeeper at an AMERICAN farmers market.
When you buy honey from me, you are buying it directly from ME! Not some giant corporation who puts who knows what into it. My honey comes straight from the beehive to the jar. Nothing taken out, nothing put in.
Plus I take all the risk! It's all on ME NOT YOU!
When I was about 8 years old I worked in my Grandpas watch and clock shop and he taught me the, "Golden Rule" about treating others BETTER then you want to be treated and he drilled this into my head as a little boy, "BEE " Honest and take all the risk. NOT your customer.
That's why:
Whenever you do business with me you do business at MY RISK NOT YOURS!
You are dealing DIRECTLY with ME! "Honey man Chris." I'm not hiding bee-hind a wall of secretaries and lawyers or overseas call centers.
While a ton of beekeepers and honey companies will claim that their honey is the best most delicious honey in the USA. I will stand "bee-hind" my promise on-line the same way that I would as if you were standing in front of me buying it at a farmers market. If you don't feel that this honey is not completely delicious and satisfying to your mouth, mind, body, heart and soul. If you can't taste how much better 100% PURE RAW NATURAL ORGANIC HONEY IS then the regular honey sold in supermarkets and if it doesn't make your heart want to sing all of your favorite love songs (especially Whitesnake love songs.) If you don't start playing air guitar or " shakin your booty" and dancing to songs only you can hear like "Still of The Night" " Is this Love" " Slide It In" " Slow and Easy" " Shut Up And Kiss Me" or any other great rock and roll songs. Of if you basically just don't like it for any reason, just send back the honey in its original packaging and I will CHEERFULLY REFUND 100% OF YOUR PURCHASE PRICE! Minus any shipping. All I ask is that will "bee" honest and do so in good faith and good intent because that's how I do business too. I only sell HONEY THAT PEOPLE WILL LOVE AND THAT'S WAY BETTER THAN WHAT folks normally get when they buy honey! This is probably one of the reasons why David Coverdale and his wife are customers who decided to let me sell this honey with his awesome picture and song on it and call it " Wolf howl honey!"
My mailing address is Happy Cat Honey 8175 S Virginia St 850-233
Reno, NV 89511 ( If you have a comment question concern send it to me I'll respond within 24 hours) it is honey@happycathoney.com